It's fine, you aren't the first. I still don't think even an army of chickens can kill an elephant unless they go inside of it or something along those lines.
That's morbid. I looked it up on your behalf, and everyone's about as confused as we are. I think a baby elephant killed by a hoard of chickens if feasible, but it's depressing and now you've dug your own hole.
Oh, nevermind. I misinterpreted your message as if you were too perturbed by your own prompt to look it up. Now I see that you do not care about hypothetical baby elephants. Who did you think you were contacting, by the way? Something tells me you may have been searching for the same person who accidentally texted me before. Are you a pal named Mista?
Yes, Josuke was the one who sent me a message by mistake. It was intended for you, and he mentioned that you were his pal. He still messages me every now and then, but it's mostly idle chit chat.
He had a dream that everyone in Morioh was wearing diapers except for him, only that it was completely normal, and he was being treated like the odd one out for not wearing one.
It should embarrass him more than it should embarrass you. If he hasn't told you himself, maybe he changed his mind about wanting you to know? What you do with the information is up to your discretion. You can always just blame me for telling you, after all.
Maybe he realized it was embarrassing. We don't talk about anything in specific. The last time he contacted me, he sent me a picture of a drawer full of pasta. Are you around his age? [ Judging by the way Mista types, he seems it. Still, Jyuto's friend Samatoki types not too differently and he's supposedly a grown ass adult. ]
He said that it wasn't his drawer, but I'm not sure I'm convinced. I don't understand why he would be so interested in the picture otherwise. He's 17 he told me, so he's younger than you by a couple of years.
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I think you have the wrong number, by the way.
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i know it's you
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i'm making the chickens kill an elephant
but more like
they're just gonna do it on their own??
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oh shit
sorry
i guess this is the wrong person
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I still don't think even an army of chickens can kill an elephant unless they go inside of it or something along those lines.
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i mean i guess it happens but maybe you just have really shitty luck
either way
are you sure they can't just
peck at it and swarm it or something?
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Elephants weigh so much.
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what about a baby elephant then
or is that too dark
i thought about this once and now i can't stop thinking about it
i can't even look up an answer on the network or anything
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I looked it up on your behalf, and everyone's about as confused as we are.
I think a baby elephant killed by a hoard of chickens if feasible, but it's depressing and now you've dug your own hole.
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it’s not a real baby elephant so
i’m not sure what hole you’re talking about
[ yeah okay mista ]
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I misinterpreted your message as if you were too perturbed by your own prompt to look it up.
Now I see that you do not care about hypothetical baby elephants.
Who did you think you were contacting, by the way?
Something tells me you may have been searching for the same person who accidentally texted me before.
Are you a pal named Mista?
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i care about the elephants
[ wait, suspicious ]
uhhh josuke
i was gonna send it to jolyne too
is it one of them?
is that how you got my name?
[ HE WAS CALLED A PAL??? ]
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It was intended for you, and he mentioned that you were his pal.
He still messages me every now and then, but it's mostly idle chit chat.
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that's a pretty fucked up dream
it was just the people from there right?
not anyone here right?
[ god mista how would jyuto know that? ]
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Probably just people from his own city?
You could always check in with him, now that I've told you about it.
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it’s weird to bring up out of nowhere though
especially since he never told me himself
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If he hasn't told you himself, maybe he changed his mind about wanting you to know?
What you do with the information is up to your discretion.
You can always just blame me for telling you, after all.
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i wonder why he'd change his mind about telling me...
[ he could stop talking, but why? ]
so what else do you guys talk about?
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We don't talk about anything in specific. The last time he contacted me, he sent me a picture of a drawer full of pasta.
Are you around his age?
[ Judging by the way Mista types, he seems it. Still, Jyuto's friend Samatoki types not too differently and he's supposedly a grown ass adult. ]
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but a drawer full of pasta?
was it his drawer?
i think we're close to the same age?
or the same, i never really asked him
i'm 19
[ The more he thinks about it, the more realises that he absolutely doesn't know how old Josuke is. ]
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I don't understand why he would be so interested in the picture otherwise.
He's 17 he told me, so he's younger than you by a couple of years.
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he’s 17?
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Are you surprised?
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