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8pm, here. I met your friend Riou, by the way.
8pm, here. I met your friend Riou, by the way.
Edited 2019-12-09 10:47 (UTC)
That makes all of MTC now, doesn't it? Congratulations. ☺
Also, I received the address and I'm happy with it.
The menu looks tasty. I want to eat the one with the cherrywood bacon.
Also, I received the address and I'm happy with it.
The menu looks tasty. I want to eat the one with the cherrywood bacon.
Hello, how may I help you?
Is there treasure at those coordinates?
...Did you borrow my handcuffs?
[ What's going on? At least they both have a sense of humor. ]
Is there treasure at those coordinates?
...Did you borrow my handcuffs?
[ What's going on? At least they both have a sense of humor. ]
Do I get a prize for that?
You're a fellow bacon lover too, this bodes well. Are you allergic to anything?
You're a fellow bacon lover too, this bodes well. Are you allergic to anything?
Did you want the same burger? It looks really good, right?
I'm not aware of any food allergies as it stands.
Also, I may be able to arrange something but it depends on whatever kind of prize you have in mind.
I'm not aware of any food allergies as it stands.
Also, I may be able to arrange something but it depends on whatever kind of prize you have in mind.
I could try something else, you can have a bite of that then.
The prize? A second date.
The prize? A second date.
Don’t let me sway you, I’m not going to be offended if we match.
This was a date? Why am I only learning this now?
This was a date? Why am I only learning this now?
There’s no use looking back on it now, is there?
Forgive me if I’m bad company. People usually lack the bravery to ask me out properly .
Forgive me if I’m bad company. People usually lack the bravery to ask me out properly .
Unless you'd like to profile the way I ask people out, sure.
I say this, and I mean it with all sincerity: it's their great loss.
I say this, and I mean it with all sincerity: it's their great loss.
I'm honored that you think so highly of me, thank you. Hopefully your opinion doesn't change after tomorrow. 😉
Well, until then? I hope you have a lovely night.
Well, until then? I hope you have a lovely night.
I'm sure it won't. I've been told I'm a very good judge of people.
You too. See you.
You too. See you.
hey man you awake??
just had the most fucked up dream and now i can't go back to sleep
[ this was clearly meant to go to one of Josuke's friends and not Jyuto, but he's too groggy to check usernames and phone numbers right now ]
just had the most fucked up dream and now i can't go back to sleep
[ this was clearly meant to go to one of Josuke's friends and not Jyuto, but he's too groggy to check usernames and phone numbers right now ]
How awful, perhaps you should listen to some music to take your mind off of it.
I'm awake, but may I ask who is texting me? This number isn't in my contact list.
I'm awake, but may I ask who is texting me? This number isn't in my contact list.
it's josuke!! you groggy or something, dude? [ josuke u are the groggy one ]
listen to this first it's so messed up
so i'm back in morioh, right? my mom and all my friends are there. nothing out of the ordinary
only, the longer i walk around town and talk to people the more i start to realise they're all wearing one of those ... adult-sized diapers that geezers wear for some reason! every single person i talk to is in one! okuyasu and koichi, even my mom!
and when i ask them about it, they don't seem to see anything weird about it. in fact, they say it's just how it's always been?? like that's just how the entire world works? like fuck i'm going to believe that but they start looking at me like i'm the weird one for not prancing around like an goddamn adult baby
do you think my mind's going crazy or something??? or maybe it was the leftover pizza
listen to this first it's so messed up
so i'm back in morioh, right? my mom and all my friends are there. nothing out of the ordinary
only, the longer i walk around town and talk to people the more i start to realise they're all wearing one of those ... adult-sized diapers that geezers wear for some reason! every single person i talk to is in one! okuyasu and koichi, even my mom!
and when i ask them about it, they don't seem to see anything weird about it. in fact, they say it's just how it's always been?? like that's just how the entire world works? like fuck i'm going to believe that but they start looking at me like i'm the weird one for not prancing around like an goddamn adult baby
do you think my mind's going crazy or something??? or maybe it was the leftover pizza
[ But where is Morioh? And who are Okuyasu and Koichi? It's become more than clear to Jyuto that he has no idea who the hell this person texting him is, but he feels trapped in the conversation given its level of distress. ]
No, I'm not groggy. I just literally don't know who you are.
They say that dreams represent what you subconscious is trying to tell you. You could look up the meaning in a dream dictionary online. Maybe that would ease your anxieties.
I doubt it's anything to worry about unless all of your dreams from here on out are equally as strange. I'd pay it no mind.
You shouldn't eat pizza so late at night.
[ Unwarranted health advice too. You're welcome, Josuke! ]
No, I'm not groggy. I just literally don't know who you are.
They say that dreams represent what you subconscious is trying to tell you. You could look up the meaning in a dream dictionary online. Maybe that would ease your anxieties.
I doubt it's anything to worry about unless all of your dreams from here on out are equally as strange. I'd pay it no mind.
You shouldn't eat pizza so late at night.
[ Unwarranted health advice too. You're welcome, Josuke! ]
[ this is definitely not mista. Josuke rubs his eyes and turns on a light, shifting up into a sit. Now he's more in the frame of mind to actually pay attention to who's texting him back, and it's ... definitely not a username or number he recognises. ]
wait, who actually is this???? whoa, i really did get the wrong number, i thought you were my pal mista [ he sure did just told this random stranger about his weird diaper dream. the guy seems oddly understanding, though. ]
uh, sorry ... man. hearing all that was prob kinda freaky, huh [ and wow, this unsolicited health advice. ]
i was hungry! [ he's a growing boy he has to eat when hungry wow ]
wait, who actually is this???? whoa, i really did get the wrong number, i thought you were my pal mista [ he sure did just told this random stranger about his weird diaper dream. the guy seems oddly understanding, though. ]
uh, sorry ... man. hearing all that was prob kinda freaky, huh [ and wow, this unsolicited health advice. ]
i was hungry! [ he's a growing boy he has to eat when hungry wow ]
I tried to break it to you sooner.
I won't tell anyone about your dream, sOfTaNdWet.
I'm sure all of us have had a strange one or fifty, so it's best not to overthink it too much.
I won't tell anyone about your dream, sOfTaNdWet.
I'm sure all of us have had a strange one or fifty, so it's best not to overthink it too much.
That's all right, I'm not interested in any of that.
Josuke. So you're Japanese? How old are you? [ Because he seems young... ]
My name is Jyuto Iruma.
Josuke. So you're Japanese? How old are you? [ Because he seems young... ]
My name is Jyuto Iruma.
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